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officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
can you imagine beyonce telling you that you cant hang out with her
I’m dying. Call me an ambulance.
(Source: dylanzarate, via outcest)
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Casey Wilson is soooooo funny.
I’m super piassed that they tossed her from SNL. I love her.
Can I marry Casey Wilson, or is that illegal?
jus tdrinking at 2;30
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
(Source: kevinless)
My fuckin’ god, why am I being such a depresso-bot?
I love life, and I’ve never even had sex yet, so why would I die before that?
